"The hell are you-"
"I AM NOT THE CRICKET, FRANK"
"THE CRICKET’S IN THE CORNER, YOU GREEN DILDO"
— C. Assaad (via blua)
If you can rock a beanie , you can rock me in bed
Before you decide to have feelings for someone, I suggest you:
- Don’t do that
- Drink a glass of water
- Don’t be an idiot
- Stop feeling things
- Become cynical
- Transcend your corporeal form
- Ascend from this planet
- Become an otherworldly being
- Thank me
The Wonder Years - Melrose Diner
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