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bricesander:

Miley speaks for us all. 

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sexcake:

does anyone else accidentally stare at a boys penis when hes wearing pants

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teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

(via not-a-qualified-english-teacher)

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denounces:

I JUST WANT A BOY TO LIKE ME AND THINK I AM PRETTY AND WANT TO KISS ME AND OTHER THINGS AND GO TO CONCERTS WITH ME AND GO CAMPING AND WATCH THE STARS AND TALK ABOUT THE UNIVERSE AND UGH

(via considerthismutual)

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alexandraerin:

cypheroftyr:

thighhighdalish:

thecakebar:

Peanut Butter Lava Cookies Tutorial {click link for full tutorial/recipe}

ooooooo

;___; my creys because I cannot make such deliciousness. 

Mine because I cannot have them.

(via masterclit)